somethingaboutMaryman

Owen’s Haiku #27

bmaryman — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:53:39 +0000

Supreme Court Justice
Don’t want none unless you’ve got
Buns, hon. And I do!

bmaryman — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:55:13 +0000

These feet! So yummy
But why can’t I get them in
My mouth? I’m hungry!

bemaryman — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:35:50 +0000

What the heck? I’m cute,

too. Stop forgetting me and

Leaving me out back.

bmaryman — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:42:48 +0000

Everyone knows that
Mister Fussy is Captain
Adorable’s Alter-ego.

bemaryman — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:24:56 +0000

Can’t help it if I’m

A noisy eater. Sorry

If people stare, mom.

bmaryman — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:02:51 +0000

Where’s that Jillian?
I’ve got about four chins that
I need to lose, quick!

bemaryman — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:03:26 +0000

The surprising train

whistle while I’m eating is

dangerous for mom.

bemaryman — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:37:01 +0000

Babies, celebrate
Father’s Day with me by being
extra fussy.

bmaryman — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:26:19 +0000

Wait? A “tiki” bar?
So there’s not two t’s in there?
Sounds lame but whatevs.

bmaryman — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:48:42 +0000

Syllables? Can do.
But I draw the line at iambic
pentameter, dad!