Owen’s Haiku #27

Supreme Court Justice
Don’t want none unless you’ve got
Buns, hon. And I do!

Owen’s Haiku #26

These feet! So yummy
But why can’t I get them in
My mouth? I’m hungry!

Tango’s Haku #1

What the heck? I’m cute,

 too. Stop forgetting me and

Leaving me out back.

Owen’s Haiku #25

Everyone knows that
Mister Fussy is Captain
Adorable’s Alter-ego.

Owen’s Haiku #24

Can’t help it if I’m

A noisy eater. Sorry

If people stare, mom.

Owen’s Haiku #23

Where’s that Jillian?
I’ve got about four chins that
I need to lose, quick!

Owen’s Haiku #22

The surprising train

whistle while I’m eating is

dangerous for mom.

Owen’s Haiku #21

Babies, celebrate
Father’s Day with me by being
extra fussy.

Owen’s Haiku #20

Wait? A “tiki” bar?
So there’s not two t’s in there?
Sounds lame but whatevs.

Owen’s Haiku #19

Syllables? Can do.
But I draw the line at iambic
pentameter, dad!