Supreme Court Justice
Don’t want none unless you’ve got
Buns, hon. And I do!
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These feet! So yummy
But why can’t I get them in
My mouth? I’m hungry!
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What the heck? I’m cute,
too. Stop forgetting me and
Leaving me out back.
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Everyone knows that
Mister Fussy is Captain
Adorable’s Alter-ego.
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Can’t help it if I’m
A noisy eater. Sorry
If people stare, mom.
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Where’s that Jillian?
I’ve got about four chins that
I need to lose, quick!
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The surprising train
whistle while I’m eating is
dangerous for mom.
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Babies, celebrate
Father’s Day with me by being
extra fussy.
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Wait? A “tiki” bar?
So there’s not two t’s in there?
Sounds lame but whatevs.
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Syllables? Can do.
But I draw the line at iambic
pentameter, dad!
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